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wantly:

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idontcareaboutyoubyex:

tattoo blog

bottomofthebay:

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

Three thousand dicks. That’s gotta be some kind of a record. I wonder if there is a dick sucking category in the Guinness Book of World Records. 

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l0stkeys:

I feel so fab with my new tattoo I love it.
found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"